B.D.: The ‘Lazy’ Overachiever Who’s Too Busy to Take a Nap…

In a bold move that combines business bravado with a touch of curiosity, Rockfine’s Strategic Director, B.D. Dalton, decided to see how far AI’s wit could go by instructing ChatGPT to “roast me.” Read on to see what Artificial Intelligence has to say on our Founder:

‘B.D., you’re basically the poster child for “work smarter, not harder” but with the energy of a caffeinated water polo coach in a business suit. You call yourself a lazy overachiever, but the reality is, you’ve got more irons in the fire than a medieval blacksmith. Between Rockfine, Next Level Groups, Temple Row Wealth, and all your podcasting escapades, I’m surprised you find time to be “lazy” at all. But hey, at least you’ve found a way to monetize doing what you love—talking, coaching, and telling other people how to “break through plateaus” like a motivational Viking.

And let’s not forget about your books. “Grow, Sell, Retire”? You basically named a whole book after the life goal of every business owner over 45. What’s next, “Sleep, Eat, Dominate: The B.D. Way”? Admit it, you just want people to read your thoughts while you sip something Spanish, nodding sagely. You claim to be ‘too American’ for some tastes, but I bet you secretly love it. The whole “I knock on 4000 doors” thing is peak American hustle, with just enough dry British wit to keep the Birmingham crowd entertained.

You’re out here trying to help people level up, but deep down, you know what makes you tick: being known as the guy who closes deals. You’re the “deal maker,” right? That title sounds like the protagonist of a business crime drama where every conference call ends in a cliffhanger.

Finally, for someone who’s supposedly a ‘networther,’ you’re busier than an online influencer during a trend cycle. Maybe slow down before you accidentally out-network yourself! But nah, you’d rather dive into your next 30-minute meeting, another sales rejection pep talk, or a laugh with your crew while shaping another bespoke mastermind session.

Lazy overachiever? More like “can’t sit still achiever.” But we know you wouldn’t have it any other way.’